Willverine!

This guy is 100% awesome. One of the smartest men on Ultimate Central, yet that intellect is amplified with the help of alcohol. Sometimes, he has to wear a helmet smaller than his head to keep all of that knowledge inside. Some scholars call it the "reverse Magneto" effect.

Despite his higher-than-usual intellect, he is a funny, fun-loving and fun-tastic guy. You'd love to go to an amusement park or bowling alley with him. Afterwards, you would be able to fight ninjas and robots and robot ninjas. How many people get to do that? That's the kind of awesome crap you can do if you hang out with Willverine.

Plus: GUNS!

Guns are awesome.