William Howard Taft (September 15, 1857 – March 8, 1930) was an American politician, the twenty-seventh President of the United States, the tenth Chief Justice of the United States, a leader of the progressive conservative wing of the Republican Party in the early 20th century, a pioneer in international arbitration and the first member of the Ultimate Central Forums.

It is believed that while the Internet would not appear for over fifty years after this paunchy president's death, and furthermore that Ultimate Central would not exist for another twenty years, the very ideals this man stood for, such as delicious foods and tremendous bathtubs, represent the core of what Ultimate Central is and does in the world.

President William Howard Taft literally blasted taft. Think about it. It's the Truth.