Wade Wilson's Cabana exists now only in PM form passed among Ultimate Central members for pleasure or punishment. Its contents are known only to those members of the "Priori Cabana", a secret organization whose existence is known only to those members of the "Secret Organization of the Priori Cabana" or those who just read this sentence.

Some say its contents are so terrifying that they drive all men to the edge of madness and then kick them off with the boot of insanity.

Some say that it's just a bunch of homoerotic wankery.

No one shall ever know the truth.

Unless they politely request that a member "in the know" PM them the contents. It's pretty long and must be broken up into two messages.