Victor Von Doom (also known as "VVD" or "Doom") is a proud Halfrican-American member of Ultimate Central. His hatred for the white man causes great confusion to many (even himself). Mostly because he, himself, is half white. So he only hates himself for half of the day.


Biography
A Warrior Is Born
Doom was born on the 4th of July. Errr...at least he should've been. As proud member of America's oppressive killing force, this warrior has seen the gruesomeness of war...and got wood off it. That's right---wood. Mahogany. Oak. Maple. Cedar. And by "wood" I mean "a chubby".

Confidently walking through life with the always useful knowledge of "how to render a man unconscious", Doom often takes advantge of this skill by humiliating many people with his razor sharp wit....then punching them in the face.

Almost all of them deserved it. And to the ones who didn't...he is truly sorry and feels he should tell you that he was drunk at the time.


Freedom...Or Something Like It
In the summer of 2006, Doom went through a wicked divorce.

Watching all his plans and dreams of the future slowly slip away from him, he began coping with the great loss the only way he knew how.....with lots of alcohol. Lots of liver-poisoning alcohol. In the initial aftermath of the divorce, Doom went out with a couple of co-workers....what followed was the contents of Doom's PM. The contents of said night have been deemed too graphic for the UC forum. Only a few people have seen the PM. And all were shocked at the toothpick remark. But the bitch had it coming.

In the midst of the shameful, drunken, downward spiral, Doom began dating again. Well kinda. What then followed was a string of one-night stands, and passionate relationships with many different women. And all with crazy nicknames. This trend still continues to this day.

More than likely, Doom can be connected to you within six people. Much like that Kevin Bacon fellow. This is probably due to the fact that if it is female and wears a skirt and heels...Doom's either flirted with it or conquered it. A shining beacon of sexism to all. His mother must be so proud.

In another act of rebelling freedom, Doom got a dog. It's a beagle-pug mix. It's a manly dog and is NOT to be referred to as a puggle. His name is "The Captain". He's not really the captain of anything.

NEXTWAVE!!!!!!!!!


Age of Enlightenment
In the summer of 2007, Doom was diagnosed with ataraxia.

Reaching this zen-like state was probably the best and worst thing to happen to him. Nothing really mattered anymore.

At one point, the stresses of life became too much and Doom had to learn how to let it go. And he did. Bit by bit Doom let it go and pretty soon it spiraled outta control and now he doesn't worry about anything. At all really.

Running late? Meh. Can't pay the bills? Ok. Girl you liked didn't wanna go out with you? S'cool. Nothing in the house to eat and payday is still 5 days away? Whatever. Trouble at work? Do what ya gonna do.

Life keeps going and the world keeps spinning.

This new outlook on life opened a whole new world to Doom. And since then...it's been one crazy sitcomish life since.

Almost...


The Long Road Home
During the Christmas break of 2007, Doom found out his father was dying. From brain cancer. Wicked, huh?

After some long contemplation, despite hating his homestate and vowing never to step foot in it again, he decided it was time to move back closer to home to support his family. Many are expecting some major character developing drama the likes of which can only be seen on a Sundance Independant film. More to follow.


The Ultimate World of Ultimate Central

My So Called Life
Much of Doom's life is catalouged in the Ultimate Central Social Thread.

There he regales many with his love of ice cream and cookies for breakfast, and is well known for his numerous amoro-sexual affairs with women. While documenting these encounters, to protect the identity of the women involved, Doom gives them funny nicknames describing key personality traits of the women. Like "Bacon-N-Eggs Betty" (known for her love of breakfast at anytime of the day). These nicknames are always funny and are what most women should aspire to have in life.


Lights, Camera......Action!
Doom is an avid fan of Hollywood. A staple in the Ultimate Central Dreamcasting games, he is one of the go-to guys for idea casting in almost any type of adaptation, remake, or whatever.

Sadly his brilliance is lost on many and only truly appreciated by his dreamcasting soulmate and fellow "Goddamn Hollywood Genius" -- ourchair.

Also of note is Doom's vast "Random Useless TV/Movie Trivia Knowledge". For all intensive purposes, there is no damn reason on Earth that he should know that the one-time singing/dancing group of Kelly, Lisa, and Jesse from Saved By the Bell is called "Hot Sundae". What's even worse is the fact that he shouldn't know the only time this group made an appearance was on the famous "Caffene Pills" episode. What's even sadder? Is the fact that he knows the lyrics to the song they sang. This sad fact is one of the many reasons he cries himself to sleep at night. Yep...no reason at all why he knows this. But he does.

He has also seen almost every single cartoon made in the 80s.


It's Guy Love
Ultimate Central is where Doom met his Hetero Life Mate, Ultimate Houde.

No one knows exactly how Doom and Houde met or even how they became friends. But once they did, there was no denying that this was a heterosexual love for the ages.

The similarities between Doom and Houde are astounding. Their lives almost always mirror each other in professional and personal aspects. There is speculation as to whether or not on rainy days/nights they sit in by a window and just stare into the sky, thinking about each other. There is also further speculation as to whether or not when they do this, if they sing like in Fievel - An American Tale. Neither will deny nor confirm.

The friendship of Doom and Houde is subject to many, many, many, many inside jokes and nicknames for each other (the most commonly known being Chocolate Bear and Vanilla Bear............respectively) and, it is widely suspected, the 2 are attempting to start a buddy-action series based on their exploits. Right now they're thinking NBC would be the best place for the show. You can read all about it at Scientifically Doomed.

Everyone wishes they had a heterosexual life mate friendship like Doom and Houde. This is affirmed by Ice always interjecting himself into the duo. Ice wishes to be known as Caramel Bear. If Doom is Barney...and Houde is Marshall...then Ice would be our Ted. Even though Ice has never "officially" been called a hetero life mate.....he knows he is loved.