Full Name: Erythor

Other Aliases: Bass, Nexus of Worlds, Nexus of All Realities, Ondes Martenot, Gilbran Preminger, Hoosier Twang, Baba Ghanoush, Whiskey Forsythe, John Wayne Gorcey, Eggs Benedict, Arash Ghaffarzadeh, Ummagumma, Chad, Lobster Bisque, The Darjeeling Limited, Sisquo

Born: Unspecified planet on Nacogdoche (a galaxy several trillion jillion zillion light-years away from the Milky Way, in a pocket dimension that can only be accessed by a door in my subconsciousness)

Ethnicity: Ehcodgocan

Story: Erythor is an immense, godlike, reptilian being who devours planets. His true name is impossible to pronounce using human vocal chords (if a human being even began to attempt to pronounce his name, their vocal chords would rupture and their body would subsequently implode; if a human being even began to think about thinking about attempting to comprehend his size, their brain would have several orgasms and explode inside their head). Before visiting, conquering, and finally devouring a planet, he sends a herald to the planet to see if it is suitable for Erythor's tastes. In his true form, he is savage and reptilian in appearance. To spirits who are untrue to themselves, he appears as a friendly, catlike being.

Powers/Abilities: Omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, whatever. A red kanji will appear on his belly when excited, sad, angry, etc., the kanji fitting his mood at the time, and sometimes appearing as a "good luck" kanji.

Occupation: Nexus of All Realities, gangstafied pimpologist, vagabond, unofficial UC mascot

Name Etymology: The name "Erythor" is derived from an acid found among the ingredients of an average can of Mountain Dew, erythorbate. Seriously, I couldn't think of any names, so I looked at the ingredients of a Mountain Dew can. "Nacogdoche" comes from Nacogdoches, TX. "Ehcodgocan" is "Nacogdoche" backwards. Ondes Martenot is some kind of classical song that has to do with Turanga-lila, which served as the basis for the name of the Futurama character Turanga Leela, whose name was also influenced by that of Milla Jovovich's character Leeloo in the 1995 movie The Fifth Element. Hoosier Twang is some kind of dialect. Baba Ghanoush is some kind of Middle Eastern dish. John Wayne Gorcey is derived from John Wayne Gacy and is in no way shape or form intended to represent the serial killer in any way shape or form. Eggs Benedict is a dish. Arash Ghaffarzadeh is an Arabic slang term for poop. Lobster Bisque is a soup. The Darjeeling Limited is an upcoming 2007 movie starring Owen Wilson and Adrian Brody as two of three brothers going to India on a spiritual journey. Sisquo is a rap / hip hop artist famous for the infamous "Thong Song."

Langsta also created a little buddy for the creature Erythor, known as Groucho. He was described: "Groucho, one of the heralds of Erythor. He appears gremlin-like, looking similar to the gremlin from the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet." He is actually reptilian. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle!"


SSJMole then countered these outrageous claims by reminding the board of its long-respected true Mascot, Former President of the United States of America, William Howard Taft. Having decided to calm the fires of the impending battle, Dr.Strangefate's imaginary friend, Shade, offered a compromise that met to much acclaim.

The Great Compromise

Langsta refused the compromise and remained steadfast in his belief in the creature Erythor, and its worship.

This thread is also notable for Bass' first public admission that he is capable of leaving our universe at any moment he wishes.