Born September 15, 1857, William Howard Taft would serve as America's 27th President. After an illustrious career in politics, which included civilizing the savage Eastern nation called The Philipines, Taft died on March 8, 1930.

Ultimate Central honors the memory of this great man by utitlizing his venerated name in their most popular euphemism for masturbation, "Blasting Taft."

The Taftionary is where all words, phrases, and memes invented by Ultimate Central will be located.

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Blasting Taft

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